Rowena Wiseman

My Human ATM

Liza goes from financial doom to financial dominatrix in this sassy and humorous novel.

Liza is broke and heartbroken after her marriage with Lewis has fallen apart. She has $80 in her bank account until payday, when she receives a DM from a man calling himself @relinquish808 asking her to dominate him financially. He says:

‘I love being berated. I love being bossed around … Please, listen. This is real. I get turned on by giving you money. Anything you need … This is a real thing. Not a hoax. Get back to me. I’m very successful. I can make you rich.’

Now Liza needs to learn how to be a financial dominatrix: she needs to insult her human ATM, scold him for being worthless and berate him about his finances.

It seems like an easy side hustle. It can mostly be done from her couch on her phone. She doesn’t have to get dressed, put on lipstick, or crack a whip.

The more nasty Liza becomes, the more @relinquish808 gives. Can a human ATM and a dominatrix persona really change her life for the better?

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The book is edgy, smart, sassy; very modern. A delight to read.

- Richard

It’s like fifty shades of finance! The book was the spiciest stuff I’d read in … well, ever.

- Scott Pape, The Barefoot Investor

Brilliantly written, entertaining, and authentic in its delivery, author Rowena Wiseman’s 'My Human ATM' is a must-read women’s literary fiction and humor novel of 2023.

- Anthony Avina

The book is edgy, smart, sassy; very modern. A delight to read.

- Richard

It’s like fifty shades of finance! The book was the spiciest stuff I’d read in … well, ever.

- Scott Pape, The Barefoot Investor

Brilliantly written, entertaining, and authentic in its delivery, author Rowena Wiseman’s 'My Human ATM' is a must-read women’s literary fiction and humor novel of 2023.

- Anthony Avina

The book is edgy, smart, sassy; very modern. A delight to read.

- Richard

It’s like fifty shades of finance! The book was the spiciest stuff I’d read in … well, ever.

- Scott Pape, The Barefoot Investor

Brilliantly written, entertaining, and authentic in its delivery, author Rowena Wiseman’s 'My Human ATM' is a must-read women’s literary fiction and humor novel of 2023.

- Anthony Avina

Rowena Wiseman

Rowena Wiseman writes contemporary fiction, young adult, flash fiction and poetry. She is the author of My Human ATM (2023), The Replacement Wife (HarperCollins ebook, 2015), Bequest (Tenebris Books, 2014) and Searching for Von Honningsbergs (longlisted for the 2007 Australian Vogel Award). Her poetry is published in Quadrant magazine, her short piece The Lolita Express was performed in the 2020 Voices of Women podcast series.

She works in the arts sector and lives on the Mornington Peninsula, near Melbourne, Australia.

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